Welcome to the muddled memoirs of Member #4 of the Committee of Conundrums. This section is a collection of ramblings, anecdotes, and questionable life choices.
Member #4 has been a member of this committee for 5 years and has attended a total of 37 meetings, all of which have been documented in exquisite detail below.
Meeting Log
- Meeting 1: Spilled Coffee on Important Document
- Meeting 2: Accidentally Booked Wrong Conference Room
- Meeting 3: Farted in Conference Room
- Meeting 4: Spent 3 Hours Discussing Non-Essential Topics
- Meeting 5: Accused Chair of Being a Lizard in Disguise
And these are just the highlights.
Personal Anecdotes
I once spent 3 hours in a phone booth trying to find a working payphone. I also once ate a questionable tuna sandwich from the cafeteria.
Other members of the committee have also contributed to this section: