Committee of Conundrums: Our Secretive Secretary
You've reached the most enigmatic and elusive member of our committee, our Secretive Secretary. They're like a ninja, but instead of throwing shurikens, they throw confusing spreadsheets.
- Known to be seen sipping lattes in the break room.
- Has a collection of over 50 different types of staplers.
- Is rumored to have a Ph.D. in Extreme Ironing.