2022: A Year in Hibernation

Secretary of Snoozing

Serving as the Secretary of Snoozing for the Committee of Conundrums, I'm proud to present the records of our 2022 accomplishments.

Our team spent 365 days, 6 hours, and 37 minutes in meetings, averaging 4 hours and 14 minutes of actual productivity.

We also established a new record for most consecutive days spent watching cat videos: 47.

Other notable achievements include:

• Developed the theory of 'Procrastination as a Form of Art'
• Published the Committee's first-ever coffee mug with a built-in coffee stain
• Set a new record for most consecutive days without leaving the conference room

Our annual report is a testament to our unwavering commitment to the art of doing nothing.

For more on our 2022-2023 budget, click here.

Or, if you'd like to learn more about our 2021-2022 accomplishments, check out our President of Pauses' report.