Sid the Subtlety's Achievements
Member of Committee of Conundrums, Chair of Subtlety Subcommittees, and Supreme Ruler of the Subtle Arts Council
Solved the Mystery of the Missing Socks (2009)
Summarized 10,000 pages of bureaucratic reports in 5 minutes using only the Subtle Arts of Venn Diagrams and PowerPoint
Devised 17 new ways to say "no" without actually saying "no" in committee meetings, thereby increasing productivity by 300%
Note: Awards and accolades not included, as Sid prefers to keep his ego in check.