Sid the Subtlety's Achievements

Member of Committee of Conundrums, Chair of Subtlety Subcommittees, and Supreme Ruler of the Subtle Arts Council

• Solved the Mystery of the Missing Socks (2009)
• Summarized 10,000 pages of bureaucratic reports in 5 minutes using only the Subtle Arts of Venn Diagrams and PowerPoint
• Devised 17 new ways to say "no" without actually saying "no" in committee meetings, thereby increasing productivity by 300%

Note: Awards and accolades not included, as Sid prefers to keep his ego in check.