Onis Tales | Committee of Conundrums

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the world's most pressing problems are tackled with the most questionable expertise.

Our esteemed members are:

• Onis Tusk - Chief Conundrum-Solver Extraordinaire
• Baron Von Brilliant - Expert in the Field of Obvious Solutions
• Professor Perplexa - Theorist of Unlikely Theories

We're currently tackling the following conundrums:

• The Meaning of Life According to Our Cat
• Which Pizza Hut Location Has the Best Deals
• Why Our Coffee Machine Won't Stop Spewing Out Crema