Committee of Conundrums: Tech Support

Why is my laptop suddenly not working?

Oh, it's probably not you, it's just your laptop. They have a mind of their own, you know.

Check the obvious:

• Is it plugged in?
• Are the batteries dead?
• Has it been possessed by a mischievous spirit?

Still not working? Try our advanced diagnostic techniques:

• Throw it out the window.
• Press and hope.
• Consult the Ancient Onis.