Nobel Prize for Most Time Spent in Meetings

Presented to: The President of Procrastination

By a margin of 37.5 minutes, you've managed to spend more time in meetings than anyone else in the Committee of Conundrums.

This award is given annually to the member who can turn a simple discussion into a marathon session, who can find a way to schedule a meeting about scheduling, and who can turn a 10-minute meeting into a 3-hour extravaganza.

Nobel Prize for Most Time Spent in Meetings

Winner: The President of Procrastination

Runner-up: The Vice-President of Vagueness