On the importance of napping:
"The key to success lies in the power of the snooze button." - The President
On the art of avoiding deadlines:
"Procrastination is not a skill, it's an art form." - The President
On the benefits of binge-watching cat videos:
"Cat videos are the key to world peace. Or at least, world happiness." - The PresidentSee our latest announcements for convenient excuses!