On the importance of napping:

"The key to success lies in the power of the snooze button." - The President

On the art of avoiding deadlines:

"Procrastination is not a skill, it's an art form." - The President

On the benefits of binge-watching cat videos:

"Cat videos are the key to world peace. Or at least, world happiness." - The President
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