The Vice Dame of Decision Avoidance's Achievements

As the self-proclaimed ruler of indecision, the Vice Dame has achieved many things.

• Successfully avoiding a 5-year-old's birthday party for 2 hours and 14 minutes
• Perfecting the art of saying "maybe" to any question
• Developing a keen sense of self-doubt that rivals the greatest philosophers
• Eating a whole pizza by myself in one sitting while simultaneously feeling guilty
• Procrastinating on a task for 3 days straight, setting a new world record

Want to see more of the Vice Dame's achievements?

You can find more here.

You can even see some excuses and alibis from the Secretary of Excuses.