The Vice Dame of Decision Avoidance's Achievements
As the self-proclaimed ruler of indecision, the Vice Dame has achieved many things.
- Successfully avoiding a 5-year-old's birthday party for 2 hours and 14 minutes
- Perfecting the art of saying "maybe" to any question
- Developing a keen sense of self-doubt that rivals the greatest philosophers
- Eating a whole pizza by myself in one sitting while simultaneously feeling guilty
- Procrastinating on a task for 3 days straight, setting a new world record
Want to see more of the Vice Dame's achievements?
You can find more here.
You can even see some excuses and alibis from the Secretary of Excuses.