We're here to answer all your burning questions, or at least to make you question your burning questions.
What is the point of this, you ask?
Well, it's a conundrum within a conundrum, wrapped in a conundrum. Or, to put it more simply, we're here to confuse you.
But don't worry, it's all in good fun! We're the Committee of Conundrums, hear us roar!