A conundrum of epic proportions has been unleashed upon the land. It seems that Arthur's Fist, the legendary hero of the land of Punsylvania, has been beset with a case of the vapors.
It is said that Arthur's Fist, known for his mighty roar and unwavering commitment to all things absurd, has been reduced to mere mortal form, unable to even muster the energy to punch a single hole in the wall.
Experts in the field of Punsylvanian Folklore are at a loss, scratching their heads and wondering what could have led to this downfall.