MULTI-DECADE MEMORANDUM

FROM THE CHAIRPERSON OF THE COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS

MEMORANDUM NUMBER: 1

TO: All Committee Members

SUBJECT: The Unresolved Issue of the Century: Puns

We, the Chairperson, have convened this emergency meeting to address the pressing concern of puns.

It has come to our attention that the committee has been plagued by an infestation of terrible puns.

Examples include (but are not limited to):

• Why was the cat joining a band? Because it was a purr-cussionist.
• We're not arguing, we're just paws-itive we're right.
• That's a bit of a fowl move.

We propose the following measures to combat this menace:

1. To ban all pun-related activity for the next 5 years.
2. To establish an Office of Punderstanding, tasked with reviewing all puns and determining their level of groan-inducement.
3. To provide training for all members on the art of making actual humor, rather than relying on wordplay.

Any suggestions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Chairperson, Committee of Conundrums

See also: Counter-Measures to the Pundemic

Learn more about the Office of Punderstanding