TO: All Members of the Committee of Conundrums
FROM: The Committee Chair, Lord Reginald Pocket
SUBJECT: Mandatory Pigeon Training
By order of the Council of Elders, all members are required to participate in an intensive Pigeon Training Program.
Objective: To develop the ability to distinguish between a real emergency and a mere trifle.
Program Outline:
Week 1: Introduction to Pigeon Whispering, Pigeon Identification, and Basic Pigeon Etiquette
Week 2: Advanced Pigeon Psychology, Pigeon Social Dynamics, and Conflict Resolution
Week 3: Pigeon Communication, Pigeon Problem-Solving, and Team-Building
Please report to the Pigeon Training Facility at your earliest convenience.
Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action, up to and including reassignment to the Committee on Unconundrums.
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