Minutes and Resolution of the Committee of Conundrums

Minutes from the last meeting:

Item 1: The meaning of "conundrum" was discussed and debated.
Item 2: New member, Bob, was sworn in and promptly fell asleep.
Item 3: The color scheme of the conference room was deemed "eye-sore-ously" awful.
Item 4: The committee agreed to never meet again, but will probably still meet next week.