Committee of Conundrums - Minutes from the Void

Meeting Notes for the Incredibly Unproductive Session

Chairperson: Zorvath, Lord of the Fuzzy Socks

Present:

• Lord Vortex, Expert on the Meaning of Life
• Baroness Blerg, Specialist in the Art of Procrastination
• Balthazar McSnazz, Connoisseur of Fine Feline Cuisine

Objective: To discuss the meaning of the void and its relevance to modern society.

Discussion Points:

• Is the void a physical space or a metaphysical concept?
• Can we fill the void with enough cat videos to distract ourselves from its existential implications?

Decisions:

• Resolution 1: We shall not attempt to define the void, lest we invite unnecessary complexity.
• Resolution 2: More cat videos.

Next Meeting: In 7 billion years, when the sun has burned out and we're all dust.

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