Meeting started at 9:47 AM. Someone said something about a thing, I think.
A motion was made, but no one was really sure what it was about.
Discussion ensued, but mostly just involved people talking loudly and making faces at each other.
Resolution: we'll look into it and get back to you.
Next meeting: same time, same place. Maybe.
Adjourned at 11:05 AM, but not before someone set fire to the copier.
Appendix B: List of things that were probably discussed but not really