Committee of Conundrums: Minutes of Meetings - Session 44

Meeting Summary

Meeting 44 of the Committee of Conundrums was called to discuss the pressing issue of Socks in the Washing Machine. The committee deliberated on this matter at length, but ultimately decided to table it due to a lack of consensus.

Key Decisions

• The committee voted 3-2 in favor of tabling the issue of Socks in the Washing Machine, effectively killing further discussion.
• The minority faction, led by Chairperson B. J. Wobblebottom, voiced their objections in a passionate, if somewhat incoherent, diatribe.

Next Meeting

The next meeting of the Committee of Conundrums will be Session 45, at which point the committee will no doubt face a whole new set of existential crises.