We, the undersigned, hereby declare our collective misgivings with the recent actions taken by the Chairperson, Boris "The Bumbling" Bureaucrat.
Points of contention:
1. The Chairperson's inconsistent hairstyle was deemed an affront to the very fabric of our committee's decorum.
2. The absence of Vice-Chairperson was noted with great dismay, as it was her turn to provide refreshments.
Resolutions:
1. A vote of no-confidence was called for the Chairperson.
2. A strongly-worded letter of misgiving was drafted, to be signed by all present.