Called to order by Chairperson, Baron von Sarcasm, the meeting was attended by 7 members of the Committee, all of whom were present.
Item 1: The Great Cheese Fiasco - A motion was made to purchase a block of cheddar for the office fridge. Motion carried.
Item 2: The Unfortunate Incident Involving the Copier - A member was seen attempting to photocopier a stapler. Motion to retrain the member in basic office equipment usage failed.