The Great Papercut Debate - 2022-01-15
January 15, 2022
In a heated meeting, committee members engaged in a fierce debate over the merits of paper clips versus staples as a paper fastening mechanism. Chairman, Bob, attempted to steer the discussion back on track, but not before several members had to be escorted out for brandishing their own personal collection of paper cutters.
Chairman, Bob
The meeting will now come to order. Please, let's focus on the task at hand.
Member, Jane
But, Chairman, how can we expect to effectively fasten papers with paper clips when the very fabric of our society is built on the principles of STAPLING?!
Member, Bob (again)
Jane, please, for the love of all things paper-related, let us not be swayed by the siren song of staples.
Member, John
I'd like to propose we table this discussion until after the coffee break. Anyone in favor?
Member, Jane
I'll second that, but only if we can also discuss the merits of paper clips in relation to existential dread.
Chairman, Bob
Order, order! This is not a support group, Jane!