Chairperson Balthazar McSnazz called the meeting to order at 3:04 PM, whereupon the members discussed the Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts. Professor P. Brainstorm presented his theory that the donuts were abducted by aliens, while Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth insisted they were merely relocated to a higher plane of existence.
Dr. Emily P. Doolittle proposed a motion to build a 10-foot-tall statue of the missing donuts, but it was tabled due to lack of funds. Vice-Chairperson Zazzy P. Fizz suggested a more practical solution: buying more donuts.
The meeting recessed at 4:01 PM with no resolution reached on the matter.
Adjourned.