Chairperson, Zorvath P. Fizzypop, called the meeting to order at 3:00 PM sharp. The committee members present were: Zorvath P. Fizzypop (Chair), Blerg P. Splorg, Gleeble P. Fizzypop, and Xexu P. Fizzypop.
Item 1: The Purpose of Life
The committee engaged in a heated debate about the meaning of life. Blerg P. Splorg argued that it was to eat pizza, while Gleeble P. Fizzypop insisted it was to watch cat videos. Xexu P. Fizzypop proposed that it was to collect antique teapots. Zorvath P. Fizzypop banged his gavel and declared that the purpose of life was, in fact, to read the minutes of Committee of Conundrums meetings.
Action Items:
1. The committee will reconvene next week to discuss the meaning of life again.
2. Gleeble P. Fizzypop will research cat video streaming services.