Meeting Minutes - Conundrum Committee
Date: 23rd of February 2023
The Committee of Conundrums convened at 3:00PM to discuss the pressing issue of Excessive Pencil Sharpening in the break room.
After much debate, a motion was passed to abolish pencils entirely, citing concerns over ergonomic hand cramping as a result of prolonged sharpening.
However, one member rebutted the motion, arguing that the absence of pencils would lead to a crisis of creativity among the office staff.
In a surprise move, the Chair of the Committee, Bartholomew Wobblebottom, called a recess to consult the Oracle of Proportional Margin Adjusters