Decisions of the Meeting

Item 3: The Fate of the World

After much debate, it was decided that the world would still be a terrible place, but with slightly more beige walls.

Motion 2.1: To add more memes to the office fridge, failed to pass.

It was decided that the new intern would be forced to watch an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations.

Motion 2.2: To provide the intern with a break room, was met with laughter and derision.

After a heated debate, it was decided that the coffee machine would not, in fact, be sentient and plotting against us.

Motion 1.1: To install a coffee machine that doesn't make us hate ourselves, was tabled.