Chairperson, Fluffy, called the meeting to order at 3:14 PM on a Tuesday.

Item 1, The Great Sock Conspiracy, was tabled due to lack of evidence, but not before a heated debate ensued.

Member, Sparky, was overheard whispering "I told you, it was a dastardly plot" in the hallway.

A motion to table was made by Member, Blerg, who cited "fuzzy math" as reason for her vote.

Fluffy banged the gavel and adjourned the meeting at 3:27 PM, but not before a group of rogue members stormed out of the room, demanding answers.