Labyrinthine Minutes: Committee of Conundrums

Minutes of the most befuddling meeting yet!

The Committee of Conundrums convened on a Tuesday in perpetual twilight. The air was thick with enigmatic whispers, and the room was abuzz with unanswerable questions.

Chairman Bottomless Pit (aka Bob) called the meeting to order, but it quickly descended into an existential crisis.

• Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
• Item 2: The Enigma of the Fjord
• Item 3: The Conundrum of the Unending Meeting

Key Takeaways:

• We will never find the donuts.
• The Fjord is a real thing, but we're not sure what it is.
• We will never leave this meeting.

Adjourned until next Tuesday, same bat time, same bat channel.

Lost Minutes

Minutes of Despair