Minutes 3456

In attendance: Chairpoof, Vice-Chairpoof, Secretary-Snoot, and the entire membership.

Meeting opened at 3:00 AM, was adjourned at 3:02 AM, and reconvened at 3:05 AM after the fire alarm malfunctioned.

• Item 1: The committee discussed the meaning of life.
• Item 2: Vice-Chairpoof suggested a 3 AM coffee break.
• Item 3: Secretary-Snoot read the minutes of the previous meeting, which were completely fabricated.

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