Present were Chairperson Bureaucratic, Vice Chairperson Redtape, and members: Conundrum 1, Conundrum 2, and Conundrum 3.
Chairperson Bureaucratic called the meeting to order at 2:00PM sharp. The first item on the agenda was the Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts. After some deliberation, it was decided that the donuts were likely eaten by the Intern.
Conundrum 1 presented a proposal for a new company logo featuring an inflatable unicorn. After much debate, it was decided that the unicorn was too distracting and might cause eye strain.
The meeting adjourned at 5:00PM due to a sudden rainstorm of existential dread.