Committee of Conundrums: Minutes - Motion 1

Meeting convened at 10:00 AM, with 5 members present.

Motion 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut

Chairman, Zorvath, called the meeting to order.

Member Nimblewhiskers expressed concern that the conference room was bereft of donuts. A lengthy discussion ensued.

• Member Blerp suggested the donut thief might be a disgruntled janitor.
• Member Fizzlepop proposed a 10% pay raise for the janitor, effective immediately.
• Member Gronk recommended a thorough investigation, including the deployment of a donut-tracking drone.