The Committee of Conundrums is a think tank dedicated to solving the world's most pressing problems, one sock at a time.
Operational Status: Offline due to excessive yarn snagging.
Reported by: Bob, Sock Gobbling Machine Technician
Recommended Solution: Replace jammed yarn spool and re-run diagnostic test.
Operational Status: Overloaded with excessive sock consumption.
Reported by: Karen, Sock Gobbling Machine Operator
Recommended Solution: Increase sock intake capacity by 50%.
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