Stealthy Pant Heists: A Committee of Conundrums

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, a group of experts in the art of stealthy pant heists. Our team of highly trained operatives are experts in infiltrating high-security pant racks, stealing the most coveted pants, and selling them back on the black market for exorbitant prices.

We've been accused of being a bunch of "pant thieves" and "fashion fascists," but we assure you, our motives are pure. We're only in it for the thrill of the heist, the satisfaction of outsmarting the pants police, and the joy of wearing the most exclusive, one-of-a-kind, hand-knit, artisanal pants in the world.

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If you have a pant heist that requires our expertise, contact us at stealthypantsheists@conundrums.com