Stealthy Pant Heists: A Committee of Conundrums
Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, a group of experts in the art of stealthy pant heists. Our team of highly trained operatives are experts in infiltrating high-security pant racks, stealing the most coveted pants, and selling them back on the black market for exorbitant prices.
We've been accused of being a bunch of "pant thieves" and "fashion fascists," but we assure you, our motives are pure. We're only in it for the thrill of the heist, the satisfaction of outsmarting the pants police, and the joy of wearing the most exclusive, one-of-a-kind, hand-knit, artisanal pants in the world.
Our team consists of:
- Agent Arnold - Expert in pant-fencing and disguise
- Agent Betty - Master of pant-alchemy, turning rags into riches
- Agent Carl - Specialist in pant- hacking, infiltrating even the most secure pant racks