Motion 1: The Unyielding Conundrum

WHEREAS the Committee of Conundrums has been beset on all sides by the weight of unyielding problems;

BE IT RESOLVED, that we, prophets of the committee, shall seek out the most confounding conundrum of all;

RESOLVED FURTHER, that we shall not rest until we find the solution, or at the very least, a good excuse;

RESOLVED FINALLY, that we shall not be swayed by the siren song of sanity or the gentle whispers of reason.

Recommendation 1-1: Establish a Department of Conundruminology to deal with the Conundruminous Overlords.

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