Meetings of the Committee have been adjourned due to an unforeseen influx of paradoxical paperwork. Please refer to the attached Prophecies of the Intentional Ramifications for a better understanding of the situation.
The prophets foretold of an impending catastrophe, but we were too busy deliberating to listen. Now, the committee must face the music.
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Stay tuned for further updates, or better yet, stay away.
— The Committee
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