Salsa Subcommittee Meeting Minutes

Subcommittee on Salsa Conundrums

Meeting called to address pressing issue of Salsa Conundrums in the committee. Present: Chairman Salsa, Vice-Chair Salsa Jr., and members Salsa Steve and Salsa Sue.

• Chairman Salsa declared Salsa Conundrums "a crisis of epic proportions" and called for an emergency meeting.
• Vice-Chair Salsa Jr. proposed a 3-course Salsa tasting menu to "taste the conundrum" and understand its depths.
• Salsa Steve questioned the use of "salsa" as a metaphor for "soul-crushing bureaucratic red tape" and suggested replacing it with "gouda".
• Salsa Sue countered that Salsa Conundrums are "a deliciously complex issue that cannot be reduced to a simple cheese."