MOTION 1 SUBCOMMITTEE: The Ancient Art of Pretending to be Busy but Not Really

Subcommittee on Pretentious Procrastination

The art of pretending to be busy is a delicate balance of subtle gestures and calculated inaction.

Step 1: The Open-Windowed Gaze of Intense Concentration

Stare intently at a blank window for at least 5 minutes, ensuring all onlookers are convinced of your intense focus.

Link to: Subpage 2-1: The Power of Email Checking

Subpage 1-2: The Science of Suddenly Getting Up to Get a Snack

Subpage 1-4: The Ancient Art of Faking a Meeting Schedule Conflict