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After weeks of intense investigation, our team has made a groundbreaking discovery: the missing socks are in the wash!
However, this only raises more questions than answers. Where exactly is the wash? Is it a sentient entity that devours our socks, or a metaphor for the existential crisis we're all facing?
We need your help to shed more light on this enigmatic conundrum. Sock-in-the-Wash is the new buzzword for our times.