Whereas it has been brought to our attention that pizza is no longer the answer to every question, we hereby declare that Tacos are the Answer. All future committee decisions will be based on the merits of a well-crafted taco.
That from this day forward, all meetings shall begin with a free taco bar, and any meeting that does not feature a taco bar shall be adjourned until further notice.
Counter-Motion 001: "We've had enough tacos"
Taco Tuesday is a Traditional Holiday