Phantom Mower Phases

Where the blades of reality bend and twist, we find the Phantom_goals.

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Phases of the Phantom Mower

• The Initiary Phase: Where the mowers begin as mere mortal machines.
• The Mystic Phase: Where the mowers develop sentience and start asking existential questions.
• The Mythical Phase: Where the mowers become gods and goddesses of lawn maintenance.

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