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Committee of Conundrums - Mysterious Goals: Spontaneous Acts of Kindness

Goal 1: Infiltrate the world's supply of free hugs

Our team of highly trained, ninja-hugging specialists will infiltrate the world's supply of free hugs, ensuring that every human on the planet receives a minimum of 7 hugs per day.

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Goal 2: Develop a robotic sense of humor

Using advanced algorithms and a team of expertly trained accountants, we will create a robotic sense of humor that will make the world's most mundane tasks enjoyable and hilarious.

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Goal 3: Host a never-ending supply of spontaneous dance parties

Our team of expertly trained party planners will throw the most epic dance parties the world has ever seen, ensuring that every day is a reason to get down.

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