Committee of Conundrums

Office Violence Policy

We take pride in being the most dysfunctional committee in all the land. Our office is a battleground, where ideas go to die, and coffee is the only fuel that keeps us going.

In light of recent events, we've established a comprehensive policy on office violence:

• Verbal jousting is strictly prohibited. Please direct your jousting urges to the designated Jousting Room.
• Physical altercations will be settled via rock-paper-scissors in the designated Dueling Arena.
• Any use of passive-aggressive Post-it notes will result in a mandatory 30-minute timeout.

Sub-Committees:

• Department of Derangement
• Department of Discombobulation
• Department of Dysfunctionality

Remember, we're all adults here. (Or at least, we pretend to be.)