WHEREAS, the filing system has been plagued by a series of inexplicable errors and inconsistencies;
NAMES, the following ominous figures shall be designated as responsible:
- Figure 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Sticky Note
- Figure 2: The Disappearance of the Precious Document
- Figure 3: The Ominous File Naming Convention
THEREFORE, we, the Committee of Conundrums, hereby declare that these figures shall henceforth be known as "Ominous Figures" and shall be dealt with accordingly.