As we delve deeper into the heart of the Committee of Conundrums, we discover a sinister plot to pilfer all the world's socks. Led by the enigmatic Chairman Sockius Maximus, this shadowy organization has infiltrated the very fabric of our society.
Phase 1: Sock Harvesting Initiated
We've identified 37 sock-hoarding facilities scattered across the globe. Our operatives are infiltrating these sites, gathering intel, and... acquiring an impressive collection of argyles.
Phase 2: Sock Sorting and Categorization - Where our analysts will sort, categorize, and codify the spoils of our conquest.
Phase 3: Sock Utilization and Dispersal - Where the people will finally get to see the fruits of our labor: a world where every sock has a purpose, and none shall go to waste.