Bernard is a paragon of bureaucratic ineptitude, a shining example of how the slowest, most obtuse, and most tedious methods are always the best.
As a member of the Committee of Unyielding Inefficiency, Bernard is dedicated to ensuring that every task, no matter how simple or mundane, is accomplished at a glacial pace.
His motto: "Slow is better. Slow is beautiful. Slow will save us all."
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