Bureaucratician Bertha's Bureaucratician Bureaucraticians

Bureaucratician Bertha is a highly respected member of the Committee of Conundrums, known for her exceptional ability to generate forms and fill out TPS reports with lightning speed.

Her extensive experience in the field of red tape and tape redness has earned her the nickname "The Queen of Quo Forma" among her peers.

When not busy attending committee meetings or attending to her vast collection of staplers, Bertha can be found practicing her impressive collection of bureaucratic jargon, including the infamous "Bureaucratician's Guide to Saying Nothing While Saying Everything."

Disclaimer: The views expressed on this page are not necessarily those of the Committee of Conundrums, but rather the ramblings of a highly caffeinated and sleep-deprived Bureaucratician.