Aztec Pizza Prophecies
According to ancient lore, the Aztecs possessed knowledge of the perfect pizza. They spoke of a crust of gold, a sauce of the gods, and cheeses that defied the laws of physics.
But, alas, their civilization fell to the conquistadors, and their secrets were lost to the sands of time.
We have uncovered a fragment of an ancient text, said to hold the key to the Aztec pizza prophecy.
It reads:
- When the cheese is melted, the gods will be pleased.
- When the crust is crispy, the people will be happy.
- When the sauce is tangy, the taste buds will be dancing.
But, be warned, the prophecy comes with a price: eternal hunger.