In the depths of the jungle, hidden from prying eyes, lies the fabled Lost City of Aztec Pizza. A place where the gods of dough, sauce, and cheese once walked among mortals, demanding the ultimate sacrifice: the consumption of an entire pizza pie.
Legend has it that the pizza gods, pleased with the offerings of the ancient Aztecs, bestowed upon them the gift of flavor, only to later exact a terrible price. The people of Aztec Pizza, now long gone, left behind a city of crumbling temples, overgrown with the remnants of their most sacred of foods: the pizza.
But fear not, mortal, for the pizza gods are still with us, watching, waiting, and craving. And when the time is right, they will reclaim their lost city, and the people who dare not offer them a slice will face the full fury of the culinary gods.