Harvesting the Ether
We've heard rumors of a certain someone using duct tape to harness the very fabric of reality. We can neither confirm nor deny these allegations, but we do have some advice:
Do not try this at home. In fact, do not try this anywhere.
We're not saying it won't work. We're just saying we don't have the necessary clearance to say it will work.
Appendix A: The Ether-Tape Specifications Appendix B: The Consequences