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Paranormal Mysteries

The Paranormal Mysteries committee is dedicated to investigating the most bizarre and inexplicable phenomena in the world of Committee-of-Conundrums. Our team of experts is equipped with the latest in ghost-hunting gadgets and a healthy dose of skepticism.

We're not just talking about your run-of-the-mill, cookie-cutter mysteries. No, our cases are of the truly paranormal variety. Spontaneous human combustions, ghostly apparitions, and unexplained disappearances are just a few of the things we've investigated over the years.

Current Cases:

Ghost Hunters are currently investigating reports of a haunted toaster in the basement of the Committee's headquarters. The toaster, which has been possessed by a mischievous spirit, has been known to shoot out slices of whole wheat bread at unsuspecting committee members.

Spontaneous Human Combustions have been reported in the vicinity of the committee's parking garage. Witnesses describe the victims as suddenly and inexplicably bursting into flames, only to be reduced to a pile of ashes and a faint scent of burnt offerings.

Meet the Committee Members:

John Doe is our resident expert on all things ghostly. He's been investigating paranormal activity for over 20 years and has a reputation for being able to see right through the veil of the unknown.

Jane Smith is our go-to expert on all things spontaneous and explosive. She's been studying human combustions for over 10 years and has a Ph.D. in Pyrokinetics.