The Committee of Conundrums - Pizza the Hut of Doom

We were tasked with solving the world's greatest mysteries, but first things first: PIZZA is the lifeblood of this esteemed committee.

Our top conundrum-solvers have scoured the city for the perfect pizzeria, and we're pleased to announce:

Best topping: Other Conundrums of the Month
Best crust: Ancient Crust of the Gods
Best sauce: Sauce of the Ancients, For the Gods

But don't just take our word for it! Read on for our expert analysis:

The Pizza Conundrums

Conundrum 1: Pepperoni vs. Pineapple

Is it a travesty, or is it a triumph? The debate rages on. Our experts have weighed in:

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