The Committee on Conundrums has been studying the phenomenon of the airstream of a snail, and we're stumped.
It's a conundrum that has puzzled even the greatest minds in the field. Some say it's the result of a lack of slime, while others claim it's due to an abundance of shell.
We've tried to measure it, but our instruments are too slow. We've consulted with experts, but they're too busy being slow.
So, if you're as baffled as we are, join us in our ongoing research! Together, we can develop new methods for measuring snail speed.